Friday, October 8, 2010

Best game I've ever been to, too

No pressure, Tim. Just do what any 26-year-old making his first playoff appearance in front of 43,000 screaming fans would do: strike out 14 fucking batters and pitch a complete game shutout and take the entire City and County of San Francisco onto your wiry, bong-wielding shoulders and basically give the most dominant pitching performance since.....uh, well, I guess since Roy Halladay's no-hitter yesterday. Damn you, Roy Halladay!

Oh, wait, this just in: Lincecum's win last night actually WAS better than Halladay's no-hitter. SUCK ON THAT, ROY HALLADAY!

I think Miss Kate sums it all up:

Holy shit. Best game I’ve ever been to.

Someday the gravity of what I just witnessed Tim Lincecum do will hit me (FOURTEEN STRIKEOUTS!), but until then, I’m just gonna revel in the amount of fun I just had and how proud I am of the San Francisco Giants and us fans.

Torture makes a loud crowd. I have never felt so close to 40,000 people. Pretty sure I high fived about 20,000 of ‘em.

Hey San Francisco: YOU ARE A BASEBALL TOWN. Don’t let anyone tell you different ever again.

Top five best nights of my life. GO GIANTS!!!


Anonymous said...

I bet he got the CRAZIEST tail last night. Like really really crazy. Depraved.

TK said...

You know, it's funny you should say that, because The Wife has a crazy crush on Pat Burrell and I was bumming her out last night because I told her he seems like a missionary-only guy. Maybe Timmy is the Freak in more ways than one.

Tamagosan said...

I'm thinking you're right on the Pat Burrell theory. My bro and I watched this game from the bleachers and Pat Burrell was right in front of us doing some sweet lil' lunges. The gay guy next to us agreed that he has a great ass. Now we know why!