Thursday, July 22, 2010

Four haiku about today's Chronicle

Michael Bauer dined
On a somewhat dry pork chop
Bacco, "buzzing" yet.

Oh, look! There's that "Ø"!
A Norwegian firm, it seems,
Will expand MØMA.

Macy*s seems to think
People still buy the paper
To look at the ads

Jon Carroll, you old
Curmudgeon. What are your cats
Up to today? Huh?

1 comment:

Tamagosan said...

The cats read the ads
At MOMA while Bauer's dog
Barks in Norwegian.