Sometimes you get in a rut. Don't beat yourself up; it's natural. You sort of get in the habit of going to the same places over and over. That's life.
So what can you do about it? Well, you could make some changes in your life, stop going to bars so much, clean yourself up, shave, spend some time outside, maybe throw the ball around with your kid.
Nah, fuck that. The answer is force yourself to try some new bars.
I would like to introduce a new feature, New Bar Night. Once per month, I will take one or more intrepid adventurers with me and we will visit at least one new bar where none of us have ever been before. It's going to be a little scary and a little fun.
Tonight is our maiden voyage, so to speak. Results will appear in this space tomorrow.
If we don't make it back, do pour out a PBR and a shot of Jameson's for me, won't you?