“Friday Night Lights” returns | ▲ | Still hoping for Minka Kelly nude scene |
Your San Francisco Giants | ▲◊ | Sweep Marlins, on to New York. Zito an early Cy Young candidate? WTFF times a million? |
George Gascon’s hair | ▬ | Still has not expressed a view on possible EU bailout of Greece |
Bagels | ▼ | Still delicious, but are we entering the Croissant Era? |
Nashville | ▬ | Was really hoping the piranhas in the mall story would hold up |
Muni | ▼• | Still sucks; slightly less lethal so far in May |
Hipster Puppies | ▼ | Inevitable fall-off once book deal secured |
Banksy | ▬ | Protip: not every stencil is a Banksy, graffiti bloggers |
“Lost” wrapping up | ▬ | Jesus, please, just fucking end. And if you stick another Hurley episode in there I will hunt you down and stick a tube down your throat and force feed you Twinkies like a foie gras duck |
Saturday | ▲• | What’s not to like? |
Boycotting Arizona | ▼ | Where will we get meth and racists from then? |
New LCD Soundsystem | ♣ | Don’t get burned out now; you’re going to be hearing it all summer |
Friday, May 7, 2010
Today's Power Rankings
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If you told me two years ago another straight male public figure was going to upstage Gavin Newsom's hair while the latter was still in office, I would have laid a cool $20 on it.
Re: Giants. I will not comment on using Barry Zito and Cy Young in the same sentence. But I will comment on the fact that yes indeedy, it looks like we have a decent beisbol team on our hands. Side note: Let's hope the Seligmeister comes through with moving the All-Star game from AZ.
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