So we just watched the Season Finale last night and I gotta tell you I watched the whole series starting in January and I'm still not sure what the fuck is going on. I mean, I think I have the broad plot strokes (but maybe not) but half the time I have no idea who the people on the screen are or why they're doing what they're doing. Maybe you can help clear some stuff up for me.
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1. The big ice wall thing, who built that? How long ago? And is it just to keep the ice zombies out?
2. Why did that one guy cut off that other guy's dick and send it to that third guy in a box?
3. Why did the Head Lannister make the midget marry that young chick?
4. Roughly speaking, how many different guys are fighting to be in charge right now? Is the Blonde Dragon Chick trying to get in on that and take over everything too?
5. Why is the young disabled kid kind of wandering around aimlessly with the kid from "Love Actually" and the retarded giant? What's the point?
Thanks. I'll take my answers off the air.