Like the Strictly Platonic section! There's a section for people who want to be platonic! What do you think goes on in there?
Some people really are just looking for friends!
true friends - w4w - 30 (santa rosa)
Date: 2012-06-07, 5:38PM PDT
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
im looking to makes some friends with some drama free non bitchy girls that i can talk too about anything realtionships family just anything between 27-37 if you just wanna be a chat buddy thats fine with me
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Looking for someone who likes chat buddies but hates drama and punctuation? Here's your girl!
Unless you're 38.
Some people are looking for something else:
Do you noe molly - m4w - 23 (san jose east)
Date: 2012-06-06, 9:50PM PDT
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
We'll I have this friend very light skinned she that kinda friend you have around wen ur trying to have a good time she have u feeling ur self. Me my self Latin male husky build cute face fun and out going pic 4 pic
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HINT: "Molly" isn't really "light skinned." She's not really a person. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. And I'm not sure I want to give this guy any Molly if it will result in him "feeling ur self."
I'm not sure this next ad is completely "platonic." I mean, MAYYYYBE, but I kinda doubt that this guy really wants "a relationship marked by the absence of romance or sex":
Asian woman in panties - m4w - 47 (lafayette / orinda / moraga)
Date: 2012-06-04, 11:27AM PDT
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I'm looking for an Asian woman, about my age, for panty play. I'd like to see you in your panties. I can give you a massage or anything else you may need. As for me, I need an Asian woman to wear cotton panties and be sweet to me.
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I mean, maybe this guy and an Asian woman will get together and she'll hang out in her panties and be sweet to him and that'll be about it. Maybe they'll play some backgammon and watch Season 2 of "Big Bang Theory" on DVD and whatnot. But I suspect Mr. Lafayette/Orinda/Moraga may be looking for a little more than that.
And then there are some that are just fucking weird:
LAS VEGAS TRIP WANNA JOINT - m4w - 29 (san jose downtown)
Date: 2012-06-06, 3:26PM PDT
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY HOW R U ? I AM SINGLE GUY I LIKE TO GO LAS VEGAS I AM ALONE NOW U LIKE TO JOINT WITH ME I WILL TACK CARE OF YOUR FLIGHT AND ROOM AND SOME EXPENCIVE R U REAL PUT TITLE LASVEGAS THAN I WILL KNOW U R REAL I AM NON SMOKER SOCIAL DRINKER FUN AND HONEST GUY PLEASE SENT ME PIC AND CONTACT NO I DONT LIKE TOO MANY E MAILS THANKS HAVE A NICE DAY BYE
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OK, let's break this down. I think SINGLE GUY wants someone to "join" him on this trip. Contrary to the headline, I don't think he's offering anyone a "joint." He's alone. Alone even as he types this plaintive request. I think "I WILL TACK CARE OF YOUR FLIGHT AND ROOM" is pretty self-explanatory, if we assume that "TACK" means "take," but as far as what EXPENCIVE thing you will get, your guess is as good as mine.
Also, ladies, this FUN AND HONEST GUY does not like TOO MANY E MAILS, so make sure you're one of the first and not, say, the 53rd email he gets, because that is TOO MANY E MAILS.
Have a good weekend!
16 comments:
I turn 38 this month! THANK GOD YOU POSTED THAT FIRST AD JUST IN TIME!!!
I would like a trip to Vegas ...
Strickly Platonick!1!
I AM single man want to discuss the FORMS and fine out the difference beatween the BEAUTIFUL and BEUATY it'self. Maybe we read PHaedoe and I massage your shoders. Maybe we consider the apologia and somke a J (if u kno whutI Mean ;)). Maybe invite my buddy so-crates. HE gives X-elent dialoggs. hitmeup!!!11!
Oh yeah, this is totally what Plato was going for..
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I love the idea that somebody needs "golf voodoo."
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