MEGALONMegalon is currently the only cockroach/beetle-like arthropod in the race. With the ability to shoot lightning from a horn-like appendage on his head and launch napalm bombs from his mouth, Megalon has the tough-on-crime solutions that San Francisco needs now. He lives in Glen Park with his wife Margie and their children Brad, 15, and Taylor, 10.
SECOND CHOICE: Ivan Doroschuk of Men Without Hats.
SHERIFF
JUDGE WILLIAM ADAMS
His campaign slogan says it all: "I will whip San Francisco into shape."
SECOND CHOICE: Seth Bullock. Or Timothy Olyphant, either way.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY
YAHOO COMMENTEROBUMMER WANT TO RAISE MY TAXES AND GIVE MONEY TO HIS ACORN PALS....NOTT EVEN BORN IN THIS COUNTRY
SECOND CHOICE: Woman Whose Recorded Voice Announces the Stops on Muni. I love how she says "VALENSHA" for Valencia.
3 comments:
OMFG!! Someone drives by my apartment in BUENOS FUCKING AIRES blaring "Safety Dance" from their stereo this morning, and then you post this?? Coincidence? Or synchronicitous sign of an impending resurgence of the popularity of Men Without Hats???
"Mayor Megalon" does have a nice ring to it. But, I worry that he's just a tool of Seatopian special interests.
Your posts on the SF 2011 Election comprise literally 100% of my knowledge of the subject. And I'd like to keep it that way.
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