Megalon is currently the only cockroach/beetle-like arthropod in the race. With the ability to shoot lightning from a horn-like appendage on his head and launch napalm bombs from his mouth, Megalon has the tough-on-crime solutions that San Francisco needs now. He lives in Glen Park with his wife Margie and their children Brad, 15, and Taylor, 10.
SECOND CHOICE: Ivan Doroschuk of Men Without Hats.
JUDGE WILLIAM ADAMS
His campaign slogan says it all: "I will whip San Francisco into shape."
SECOND CHOICE: Seth Bullock. Or Timothy Olyphant, either way.
OBUMMER WANT TO RAISE MY TAXES AND GIVE MONEY TO HIS ACORN PALS....NOTT EVEN BORN IN THIS COUNTRY
SECOND CHOICE: Woman Whose Recorded Voice Announces the Stops on Muni. I love how she says "VALENSHA" for Valencia.