TK: So how did that work out for you then?
The Sister: It worked out to be a late nite + self loathing. In an odd turn of events I happen to be sitting in washington sq park eating dim sum.
TK: Daytime drinking?
The Sister: No. Ive been drunk since noon friday.
The Sister: The book 'smashed: story of a drunken girlhood' sits next to 'dry' in the bookcase. Is someone trying to tell me something?
The Sister: I have become accidentally buzzed.
TK: I haven't had any alcohol so far today, which is kind of amazing.
The Sister: Wow. Well, I wasn't planning on it, if that counts for something.
The Sister: I think its a bad sign if you have to break into your earthquake kit for a snack.
The Sister: Watching hipsters gut fish is as funny as it sounds.
The Sister: This is the largest limo I have ever seen. It screams hookers and blow.
TK: If you get either one, txt me RIGHT AWAY.