Types of annoying people RANKED
— Cuhsandra (@Cuhsandra) October 7, 2014
OK.28. Obviously fake name at Starbucks
27. Three abreast walkers
26. Bad tippers
25. Burning Man people who are super into being Burning Man people
24. People who don't give up their seats to the elderly or the pregnant or the disabled or someone holding a small child on public transit
23. No turn signal
22. Clerks who turn bills so they all face the same way before completing a transaction
21. Boston Red Sox fans
20. People who order five sandwiches in the deli line
19. People who constantly quote movie lines instead of having their own sense of humor
18. Weekend sports anchors
17. Relatives on Facebook who only post crazy right-wing crackpot stuff
16. Bicyclists on the sidewalk
15. Loud bros
14. Takes way too long at the ATM
13. "I don't own a TV"
12. Has very specific diet; wants to make sure you know all about the diet and what they can and can't eat
11. Kid Rock
10. SFGate commenters
9. People who stand on the left side of the escalator
8. Teens
7. Sidewalk clipboard fundraisers
6. People who date your ex
5. Dudes who obviously ogle women and catcall and shit like that
4. Responds to lengthy text asking a question with "K"
3. People who leave voicemails
2. Loud cell phone talkers
1. Everybody else in general
9 comments:
I agree... Except for Red Sox fans. Since you know, I am one.
Um, what about the celiac-free, gluten-free types?
Hey! I ALWAYS give a fake name at Starbucks. I'm just not interested in spending 2-4 minutes on this exchange:
"Uh... what is it? Karen? Caitlyn? Did you say Karen? What? How do you spell it?" [Then I have to spell it 3 or 4 times]. "How do you pronounce that? What?"
I usually give Max, because it's my (late) cat's name, so I'd always pay attention when I heard someone yell "Max!" Maybe that's not "obviously fake"?
As to #25, I would like to put all the Burning Man people in a pile and set them on fire. No pun intended.
P.S. I was married to #19. The WORST.
We went for a low-impact bike ride yesterday. On minimally-populated roads, to get comfortable being on bikes again. To Dogpatch! Who's in Dogpatch on a Sunday? Nobody! Wait. What's all this traffic? Why are the streets blocked off? Why is everyone dressed like a stripper, or a clown? Why is that guy on the bike in front of us wearing a kilt? Jesus, there are cars everywhere. Has that woman cried off her clown makeup? This is the worst. Oh, "Burning Man Decompression." I was looking forward to our Dogpatch bike ride, too.
Rachel - #notallredsoxfans
Unknown - subsumed within #12?
GG - Well, if it makes you feel any better, it's very low on the list.
Stephen - if you guys rode on the sidewalk you maybe experienced 3 or 4 on the list at once.
#29 all drivers in SF
Juggalos.
People who stand in line at the Kaiser pharmacy before their name show up on the board.
People who litter.
People who take cuts.
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