AND LO THE LORD SAYETH UNTO THEM
The Giants aren't dead! They're not even sick.
This is coming from a man who texted someone last night in the fourth inning "This series is over." So grain of salt anything you hear from me.
Last night the Giants were down 4-1 and looked like shit. Vogelsong pitched a great first inning and then Jesus had other shit to do because he fell off a cliff and got yanked. Yuck. So it looks pretty bad. The Giants are down by 3 runs and they are not especially good at coming back from 3 runs down or 2 runs down or any runs down.
So they just went out and scored 10 more. WHAT. THE. FUCKING. FUCK.
One sidenote - I was shit talking Juan Perez yesterday and he went out last night and GOT A HIT so apparently all I have to do is hate on someone and then they're great. Oh, same thing with Hunter Strickland! I bad mouthed HS after his meltdown the other night and then he just came back last and pitched a 1-2-3 lights out ninth. Granted, there's a lot less pressure with a SEVEN RUN LEAD but still! Nice to have you back, Hunter. And your 100% predictable Instagram feed (courtesy of Encyclopedia Benner who tracked that down).
That was fun! I had forgotten about the Giants scoring runs. It's a thing they do sometimes when they're not KILLING ME. It's tied 2-2. Bumgarner tonight. You know what that means. Inning-long interviews with people while the game is going on. I hate Fox.