Haight and Fillmore, burning bright!
The whole damn building's done for
Haighters, no condoms for you tonight
Walgreens is no more
Lee and Yee and Avalos
Herrera and some scrubs
We got more mayoral candidates
Than fully licensed pot clubs
Anonymous done given up
BART protests served no use
Now they can go on back
To hassling Tom Cruise
Giants took an early fall
The playoffs are no more
You could give them a tub of rohypnol
And they still couldn't score
Obama came to the peninsula
To get some cash from plutocrats
I don't care who the Repubs nominate
I just wish there was a Democrat
OMG! Heat wave! Everybody freak!
90 degrees and clear!
I know it seems unique as fuck
But it happens every year