1. My So-Called Life
I know it's like an iconic show and all, but I was a guy in his 20's when it was on. I mean, come on, that would be kinda weird if I watched it. It would still be kinda weird. Claire Danes was super hot in Igby Goes Down, though.
Come on. I think I saw 5 or 6 minutes once and I was like "What the fuck?"
3. The Beverly Hillbillies
Even when I was like 6 years old I could tell this was dumber than a box of rocks and not funny at all.
4. Battlestar Galactica
The remake, not the original. I was a kid when the original was on and I think I was pretty into it. It was pretty much straight-up scif-fi. The remake is all Very Serious Allegory, right?
5. Criminal Minds
I don't even know what this is supposed to be about. I was just looking at a list of top rated TV shows and this was on it and I was like "What's that?"
6. Saved by the Bell
I don't think I even knew this show existed until it started seeping into the cultural group consciousness (there's a word for that, right? Something Jungian? I forget) and it was on during a time when I didn't watch much TV and I probably wouldn't have watched it anyway.
7. Dr. Who
This is like some serious sci-fi fanboy shit, right? Never saw it. Don't know the first thing about it. Does it involve time travel in some way?
8. Any show that starts "Real Housewives of"
Just doesn't seem like my thing.
9. Grey's Anatomy
How many medical dramas will there be? Haven't we played out every possible angle? (NB: If you want to see a GREAT hour of medical drama, check out the episode of ER that Quentin Tarantino directed. It's awesome. It's probably streaming on Netflix or some shit.)
10. Two and a Half Men
Kutcher's not sweetening the deal, either.