They're also from very very specific geographic areas! Like, this is Charlotte Giustiniani, from "North Brentwood." Not Brentwood, mind you, but NORTH Brentwood:
WHOA, BRITTANY HIGH FROM LARCHMONT VILLAGE,I just got arrested for looking at your picture. Did someone offer you candy or something to come down to their basement for your photo shoot?
I gotta be careful because you know these chicks are all Googling themselves 24/7 and I don't want them to find my blog and then go "Oh, what a fucking asshole," even though I'm totally used to that.
Just a couple more, though, cause this is totally fun.
Erika Robertson is from "Honey Bee Haven," which sounds like a syndicated children's TV show. She's got a real Black Swan thing going on:
OK, now you guess one. Where's Holly Doll from, you think?
Got your guess? Ready? She's Miss East Sacramento! I know, right?
I got one more, and she's my fave. Please meet Jael Lloyd, Miss Glendale:
The headband! The peace sign tattoo! We will get high and listen to Ariel Pink on vinyl and drink homemade sangria and just have a blast. Miss Glendale doesn't care. She's down for anything.
Have a nice weekend.
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I'm sorry but, are any of these women even remotely attractive? or is it just me who thinks they are dogs?
I was just thinking the exact same thing -- I wouldn't say "dogs," more like "average." I have friends who are prettier. But they're also probably smarter, which I guess is why they're not competing in Miss California pageants.
Definitely not representative of the beautiful women we have in San Francisco alone! (and i meant no offense to dogs, but you know what i mean.)
My best friend from high school ran/auditioned/whatever for Miss California this year. If you perused the entire site, you undoubtedly saw her picture. It was weird.
-Alissa
Clearly the Miss California contest would be much better with the rejected candidates and TK on the commentary. Is this thing televised? I feel me a drinking game coming on...
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