[NOTE: The rest of this post will only make sense if you're an NFL fan in general and a 49ers fan in particular.]
From a Q&A with new Niners Head Coach/Franchise Jesus Jim Harbaugh, in today's 'Gate:
Q: What is your prototypical quarterback?
Harbaugh: "First of all, a competitive guy that's a winner, somebody that has great athletic instincts, somebody who is very accurate throwing the football, a quick-minded guy who can think fast on his feet and can make decisions quickly, someone who has leadership ability, an understanding of timing and can make really good decisions."
Q: Is potential free agent Alex Smith someone in the mix?
Harbaugh: "Yes, Alex Smith is definitely in it."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait, does Harbaugh not know who Alex Smith is? The total fucking bust who everyone agrees has no future with the 49ers? The one who failed when given chance after chance after chance? He's "definitely in it"?
Let me translate for you, in case you're not a football fan. Here, I found this Q&A with the Director of the Museum of Modern Art:
Q: What do you look for when purchasing a work of fine art?
A: It must have a bold vision and something to say. It should be edgy and dangerous and challenge your perceptions of what art is, but must also have an inherent beauty that can't be quantified or explained. It must speak to the soul, as well as the eyes.
Q: Is art by Thomas Kinkade in the mix?
A: Yes, Thomas Kinkade is definitely in it.
I certainly hope this is some bullshit that's part of Harbaugh's master plan, because if he's serious, and you're a 49ers fan, be very fucking afraid.