Wow! Doesn't take much to get into Hell any more these days! 
Our God is an angry God! Plus, RED ZONE FINES DOUBLED!
Oh noes! Just tell them you meant to order "Free Willy 2" and you hit the wrong button and then you covered up the TV with a blanket.
Oh, you know what? Good. Hell is too good for you.P.S. There's a church not far from my Dad's house (well, since he's in the South, there are like 35 churches not far from his house) that often has great signs. My fave was one, during a particularly hot part of the summer, that said, "THINK IT'S HOT? TRY HELL." Direct and to the point. Nicely done.
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oh no! i've done all these things. i guess there's a special place in hell for me. w00t.
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