Friday, September 19, 2008

Dad, where did you put the crank?

- You wanna see a cool blog? Of course you do. Only in San Francisco.

- As far as I can tell, no one was murdered in the Mission last night. AWESOME. Looks like the murderin' went down in the traditionally murder-happy Tenderloin instead.

- So what if I check out Cheerleader of the Week? Is that so wrong?



- From the Sports Desk, we've got Vanderbilt going for 4 wins on Saturday, Lincecum lost the Cy Young last night, Chelsea - Man U on Sunday, and an early-season already must-win game for the surprising 49ers. WHEW.

- Your father's Ryan O'Neal. Your mom is motherfucking FARRAH FAWCETT. You are destined to be one of the BEST-LOOKING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, right?

Wrong.

Talk about losing the genetic lottery. Also, I thought doing meth with your Dad was pretty much restricted to the tralier-park-in-Bullhead-City-Arizona-type crowd. Guess not.

- Happy Friday, everyone! Have a good weekend. I'll report back from the Treasure Island Festival on Monday.

3 comments:

Rocco said...

i dunno. i can see the potential there if you cleaned him up a little, smacked that smug look off his face and gave him a liver cleanse.

Brewhaha said...

He looks like Lee Majors to me.

Brewhaha said...

Dude!
The link to the San Fransisco blog - look at the note about the Prius car and the towing...

I swear that's the Zodiac's handwriting!