Did I say "new restaurant"? Yes I did. But that's not right. They installed THE FUTURE. (ominous organ music)
Outside it looks like it could be any McDonalds. INSIDE it looks like Ikea and Virgin Airlines got together and decided to serve delicious meat.
Are you tired of pointing at the #2 on a grimy plate of pictographs and grunting incomprehensibly to a Pusher Drone? NO MORE. Now you order directly from a snooker table-sized iPad.
|I was so blown away by THE FUTURE that I forgot to take a picture of the Hot Meat Order Entry Kiosk so thanks to Yelp user "John C." for grabbing this snap for me to steal and use on my blog to make $$$$ that John C. will share no part in.|
But oh the choices! Forget your usual QPC slapped together off an assembly line. I picked the ciabatta roll and the sharp cheddar and the grilled onion and NOT GUACAMOLE as I indicated before although they tried to stick me with guacamole.
Then you go and sit down and THEY BRING YOU THE FOOD.
Check this shit out. The fries come in a little fake fryer basket! Je t'adore! And as you can see my burger is piled high with grilled onions and also tomato WHICH I DID NOT ORDER. There are a few kinks to work out with the Calorie Delivery Kiosks still.
I set the tomato aside. Later, a McDonalds employee approached and asked me if there was something wrong with the tomato and I said I DON'T REALLY KNOW BUT I JUST DIDN'T WANT IT and he said "I just want to make sure every order is perfect." WHAT THE FUCK.
The Wife got a Filet O Fish which was not special in any way. It was just pretty much your standard off the shelf Filet O Fish. I recommend that McDonalds get their shit together in the fish department and start frying some individual fillets and dressing up the FOF a little.
The burger was actually really good. It was like 73% better than a normal QPC. I will definitely go back. You should go there today.