"Anything less than a man's best effort cheats himself! Demeans him! Spoils him! Ruins him! Cheapens him! EmersonEmerson! Loved to use! Exclamation points! Didn't he!
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) January 16, 2015
His whole Twitter stream is like this. It's like somebody gave molly to a Labrador.
Attacking this day with Enthusiasm Unknown to MankindThat's a lot of Enthusiasm! But I wonder what kind of Enthusiasm is Unknown to Mankind. ALIEN ENTHUSIASM. Jim Harbaugh is an alien.
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) January 15, 2015
Some of the tweets read like someone is holding a gun to his head and forcing him to type them:
Life at Michigan is Great! Great with a capital "G!"YES EVERYTHING IS GREAT. WHY DO YOU ASK. IT'S SO GREAT. SO SO SO GREAT.
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) January 14, 2015
Now following Pope Francis @Pontifex. Go Blue!Pope Francis is a Michigan fan? Oh shit, wait til Notre Dame finds out about this. They'll dump Catholicism and become a Greek Orthodox school. Notros Damos.
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) January 8, 2015
Also, Jim Harbaugh's dad looks EXACTLY like Jim Harbaugh with old man makeup on:
Have a good weekend!