Didn't see it. Probably will never see it. I don't like movies that glorify war unless it's World War II and the movie is "Patton," which is one of the most kick-ass movies of all time. I mean, I don't know if this movie glorifies war but probably.
Didn't see it. Is this the one with Michael Keaton? He hasn't made a good movie since Beetlejuice, tbh.
Didn't see it. This is the one where Richard Linklater kept showing up at this kid's house every couple of years with "Hey, wanna do some more filming?" SO. FUCKING. SKETCHY. If you were that kid's mom, wouldn't you be like "Umm, sorry Mr. Linklater, he's busy this week." Also starring Ethan Hawke and his One Facial Expression.
“The Grand Budapest Hotel”
DID SEE IT. A couple of nights ago on HBO. Pretty good! Not as good as "Rushmore" or "The Royal Tenenbaums." Anyway I'm sure it's brilliant and everything. It's not very funny, though.
“The Imitation Game”
Didn't see it. It's the one with the British guy right?
Didn't see it.
“The Theory of Everything”
Wait, this is a different movie from "The Imitation Game"?
This would be a good title for a Fast & Furious movie. Like "Fast & Furious 8: Whiplash!" But I gather it's not that. It's about jazz and has the psychologist from Law & Order. NEXT.
NOTABLE OMISSIONS: Steve Carell nose movie, Did Scorsese make a movie this year?, That movie based on the book everybody liked, That movie where a white guy learned something important about himself, The Hungry Games.