Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Look at these fucking Dodger fans


This is Billy.  He just got out of prison after doing a bit for dealing meth.  He's clean now. His parole officer (on the right) decided to take him to a game.  Afterwards they'll stop at Pinkberry and Billy will idly wonder how much money they keep in the cash register at Pinkberry.


This is Dick Unterman.  He's a professional Paul Shaffer impersonator.  It's not a very lucrative gig.


The man in the middle of the frame is Salman Rushdie.


These men are Robert and Larry.  They're cousins.  Robert produced Attack of the Spider Woman in 1976.  It didn't do very well.  Robert and Larry decided to grow matching beards to try and bring some interest into their otherwise void and meaningless lives.


This is Betty.  She is a paranoid schizophrenic.  She believes that she can fashion her hands into special binoculars that let her see into people's souls.  Her daughter (right) is looking for her medication.


You can't see Charlene right now because she's in her blanket fort.  She's safe in her blanket fort and no one can bother her there.

6 comments:

Stoney said...

But the score. *sad trombone*

Rachel said...

Oh TK. You are a treasure.
This is hilarious/tragic.

Mingalingadingdong said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can this be a weekly feature?

TK said...

Stoney - Yeah, I know. That's why I had to lash out. It was anger that made me do it. And sadness.

Rachel - Thanks!

Ming - Sadly, there are only a few weeks of baseball season left, or else maybe!

Stoney said...

Hey, we're in the playoffs. ALL IS NOT LOST!

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