Anyway, yes, there is, and something named Neel Kashkari is running against Jerry Brown, who has been governor, on and off, since Three's Company was on TV and puts the "elder" in "elder statesman." Brown is a 2-touchdown favorite and basically will only lose if he dies or Neel Kashkari calls down his space alien overlords which is not out of the question. The eyes.
Here's a synopsis of the whole thing:
Brown: When I got back on the scene California was a rotting, fetid corpse floating facedown in an irrigation ditch. I dragged it out and gave it mouth-to-mouth. Now it looks like Kate Upton.
Kash: Middle class. I used to be a middle class. Water.
There were some moments. I've never noticed this before, but when a Jerry Brown is cornered or threatened, it turns BRIGHT RED as a warning to BACK OFF. Like when someone asked him if cap and trade will raise gas prices and he said climate change was VERY BAD and someone said WHAT ABOUT GAS PRICES THOUGH and he puffed himself up to look bigger and flushed red and then tried to spit into the eyes of the questioner.
My fave though was when Telemundo host Dunia Elvir asked Kash if he still thinks we should send those poor immigrant kids home! Kash stumbled around a bit and said hey I love kids but we can't keep them all. Dunia shot him the best "bitch no way" face I've ever seen.
Most of it was
In a final desperate move, Kash said he would make sure that we could get the job we want. Sweet! I want to be in Guns N Roses, circa 1987. Hook a brother up.