Thursday, April 17, 2014

I hope they pick my Kettle Chips recipe!

I meant to buy Backyard BBQ Kettle Chips (the best flavor of Kettle Chips, maybe of all chips) and I bought Buffalo Bleu by accident.  YUCK.  It's too spicy to enjoy as a normal Lunch Chip.  You can see why I made this mistake:


Wait, maybe not.  I got thrown off by the orange, but now I just look dumb.  Oh well.

Kettle Chips website is called STRAIGHTUPFLAVOR.COM because they have a lot of flavor.  Interestingly, one of the features of the STRAIGHTUPFLAVOR.COM experience is the "Recipes" section wherein you can write in with your own recipes involving Kettle Chips!!!!!

Like the "New York Cheddar Macaroni & Cheese," which involves "Fold[ing] in crushed New York Cheddar Kettle Brand® Potato Chips" and "Enjoy[ing] in your favorite chair."  I'm guessing if some of your recipes involve Kettle Brand® Potato Chips, you spend a lot of time Enjoy[ing] your favorite chair.

A lot of the recipes are just ripoffs, though.  They're just recipes that say "Serve with Sea Salt and Vinegar Kettle Brand® Potato Chips."  That's not even trying!  It's like if you entered the Pillsbury Bake-Off and your recipe was "get 5lbs. pork from BBQ restaurant, serve with Pillsbury biscuits on side."  NOT A GOOD STRATEGY.

HEY GUYS DO YOU THINK THEY'LL LIKE MY RECIPE


5 comments:

GG said...

Speak for yourself. Mac n' cheese with potato chips in it sounds FUCKING AMAZING.

Rachel said...

Sitting on the couch laughing like a maniacal insane person. Thanks!

thesoniashow said...

I look forward to watching your new Food Network show.

Andrea Prete said...

Mac and Chz with potato chips in it doesn't just sound FUCKING AMAZING it is FUCKING AMAZING.

Tamagosan said...

Reader question: I'm not a fan of BBQ-flavored anything. Can I still read this blog?

Also, April-October (Nov? Nov??) is the season to be thrown off with orange, so the whole disaster is understandable. I wish you'd included a diagram of the death dance in your recipe, though.