What does Chinatown say? Congraturations! Get this and many other simpleminded stereotypes of various San Francisco neighborhoods in this lovely set of greeting cards. Your friends will roar with laughter when they get a card from the Haight Street hippie wishing them a "Groovy Birthday, Man!" Guess what? It's foggy in the Sunset! SO IRONIC. (NOTE: Set does not include Ingleside or any other neighborhood where recent transplants don't go.) $27.00
Wooden Moustache
New Mission Resident Handbook
Did you just move to the Mission from Back East? SO DID WE! With this handy guide to your new neighborhood, you'll be all equipped for your new life in San Francisco's most vibrant neighborhood. What do you do when a brown person tries to talk to you? Which burrito is most like Chipotle? Is it OK to call the police if there are no more outlets at Ritual? Get the answers to these questions and more! $35.00
Wooden Map of San Francisco
It's a map of San Francisco...but it's wooden! This somehow increases its charm. (NOTE: Ships directly from Etsy.) $165.00
Craziest SF Characters Trading Cards
Schizophrenia? More like Schizo-FUN-ia, right? This whimsical deck of trading cards celebrates the kooky weirdos who aren't getting proper mental health care and who make San Francisco such a fun place! Here's the Man Who Thinks He's Talking to God Who Harrasses People Outside Civic Center Station! Oooo, trade you for Woman Who Carries Rags Around in Plastic Bags and Paints Her Face With a Sharpie! $75.00
Actual Muni Bus
The ultimate accessory for the tech wizard who has everything! This is an actual, full-size Muni bus that you can use to go wherever you want! Finally, you won't risk rubbing up against a poor when your personal Muni bus rolls through the Mission and the Lower Haight picking up your coworkers en route to SOMA. How about taking it to 49ers games at the new stadium? Now that the team plays 40 miles away, there's no chance of city residents actually taking Muni to games! You'll be MUNIficent in your new ride! $165,000
San Francisco Cutty Bang Map
Find your nearest local purveyor of Cutty Bang, the true San Francisco treat! Not every corner store has airplane bottles of Seagram's, Tanqueray, and Bacardi Limon. With this handy map, you'll be getting faded in no time, playa! $55.00
4 comments:
"This is an actual, full-size Muni bus that you can use to go wherever you want!"
I think what you meant to say was "This is an actual, full-size Muni bus that you can use to sit in and wonder why it's not moving... Oh, the driver went on a break? Okay. But it's been 20 minutes now? Oh, it's a mechanical problem? So we have to get off the bus? And another one will be along in either 9 or 45 minutes, according to NextBus? Um, okay. This cost me how many hundreds of thousands of dollars?"
I'm going to post this on Facebook and like it a million times.
I was laughing until I read about Cutty Bang and now I am throwing up. But it's AWESOME.
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