Well, actually vegetable-beef-Guinness stew, but who's counting. Beef stew is awesome for the winter but yesterday it was 70 degrees out. I made it anyway. I cobbled this recipe together from a Guinness Brewery recipe booklet I got somewhere and another beef stew recipe I got somewhere else. All beef stew is built on the same premise - throw a bunch of beef and vegetables and broth in a pot and simmer for 2 hours - so it's not like I invented cold fusion over here. Anyway, enjoy.
1/4 c olive oil
1 1/2 - 2 lbs stew beef, cut into 1-inch pieces or however you big you want
6 large garlic cloves, minced
4 c beef broth
4 c vegetable broth
2 tbsp tomato paste
1 tsp dried thyme NOT 1 TABLESPOON BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE
1 tbsp Worcestershire Sauce
2 bay leaves
2 tbsp butter. Or more. You can always go more butter.
3 pounds russet potatoes, peeled, cut into like 1-inch pieces, or bigger
1 large onion, chopped
2 cups chopped peeled carrots
Sale and pepper as needed
1 4-pack Guinness in cans with the thing that goes PSSSSSSSSSST when you crack it
Open one of the Guinnesses and begin drinking it.
Heat oil in large heavy pot over medium-high heat. Add beef, salt and pepper it, and saute until brown on all sides. Add garlic and saute 1 more minute. Then add all the broth, tomato paste, thyme, Worcestershire sauce, and bay leaves. Stir it all up and bring it to a boil. Then reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer for about an hour, stirring occasionally.
Open another Guinness and drink it.
Chop up the onion, potatoes, and carrots. Melt the butter in another big pot over medium heat. Add the potatoes, carrots, and onions and saute until the potatoes are golden, about 20 minutes. Add vegetables to the beef stew. Open another Guinness and pour that in too. It'll foam up a little, but that's normal. You're normal. You're fine. Now simmer the whole thing uncovered for about 40 minutes.
Put it into bowls and eat with some crusty bread. It will be fucking HOT at first, so let it cool down, you idiot. There should be one Guinness left, so go ahead and have that with it too. Or red wine, whatever.
Delicious, and it reheats like a champ. I just had some! It kicked fucking ass.