Presenting the Results of TK's First Annual Vodka Tasting

THE COMPETITORS:


L-R: Skyy Citrus, Belvedere, Smirnoff, Stolichnaya, Ketel One

CONTROVERSY!!!: I didn't realize I bought Skyy Citrus so when the tasters remarked that Vodka #1 tasted "fruity," I didn't understand. Whoops. Shouldn't have used that one.

THE METHOD

Blind tasting. There were three tasters: The Wife, The Sister, and Periqueblend. Each received 1/3 oz of the vodka. The tasters did gave each vodka a score from 1 to 10.

THE RESULTS ARE IN.

A clear victory for capitalism and wealth! The most expensive vodka, Belvedere, won, with 27 out of a possible 30 points. Second place was Ketel One, with 26 points. Then Smirnoff, with 23 points, Stoli with 18, and finally Skyy Citrus (again, whoops) with 13.

TASTING NOTES

#1 (Skyy)

The Wife: "This has some kind of a fruit taste"

The Sister: "It burns"

Periqublend: "It's sweet or something"

#2 (Smirnoff)

The Wife: "This is the Belvedere"

The Sister: "Now we're talking."

Periqueblend: "Very smooth."

#3 (Ketel One)

The Wife: "No, this one is the Belvedere."

The Sister: "This is better than the last one."

Periqueblend: "I want to do this same thing but with whiskey."

#4 (Stoli)

The Wife: "This is better than the first one."

The Sister: "This is booty. Mid-shelf."

Periqueblend: "Clean. Not that bad."

#5 (Belvedere)

The Wife: "Really smooth. This has to be the Belvedere."

The Sister: "This is good. This is the best one."

Periqueblend: "Is there some kind of fruity thing going on?"