Which means it's going to happen again. Probably soon.
Which means we need to get a pool going.
My initial idea was going to be that you have to pick a tech company AND a type of stupidity, so like if you had "Wash.io" and "Homeless-related" and Wash.io paid homeless people $5 to hand out flyers that said "Don't be as dirty as me" then you'd win. But there are too many ways in the universe to fuck up, so let's keep this simple. You just pick a tech company you think will fuck up in the next, say, 6 months, put it in the comments, and if you want to you can make a guess about how they do it but that's not required. So of course it's better if you say LYFT CHRISTMAS PARTY FEATURES ENDANGERED ANIMAL HORS D'OEUVRES but you can just say LYFT and that will do it.
Will there be a prize? Of course there will be a prize! I was thinking about making the prize this "Webvan Advertising Floaty Pen Eskesen Denmark Twist and Click Grocery Service" but if you read the fine print it doesn't even write any more! Just like Webvan itself, it is sadly defunct. I don't know, I'll think of something.
The deadline for entries is FRIDAY OCTOBER 30, for no particular reason. Let's go fuck up, tech companies!