L-R: Skyy Citrus, Belvedere, Smirnoff, Stolichnaya, Ketel One
CONTROVERSY!!!: I didn't realize I bought Skyy Citrus so when the tasters remarked that Vodka #1 tasted "fruity," I didn't understand. Whoops. Shouldn't have used that one.
Blind tasting. There were three tasters: The Wife, The Sister, and Periqueblend. Each received 1/3 oz of the vodka. The tasters did gave each vodka a score from 1 to 10.
THE RESULTS ARE IN.
A clear victory for capitalism and wealth! The most expensive vodka, Belvedere, won, with 27 out of a possible 30 points. Second place was Ketel One, with 26 points. Then Smirnoff, with 23 points, Stoli with 18, and finally Skyy Citrus (again, whoops) with 13.
The Wife: "This has some kind of a fruit taste"
The Sister: "It burns"
Periqublend: "It's sweet or something"
The Wife: "This is the Belvedere"
The Sister: "Now we're talking."
Periqueblend: "Very smooth."
#3 (Ketel One)
The Wife: "No, this one is the Belvedere."
The Sister: "This is better than the last one."
Periqueblend: "I want to do this same thing but with whiskey."
The Wife: "This is better than the first one."
The Sister: "This is booty. Mid-shelf."
Periqueblend: "Clean. Not that bad."
The Wife: "Really smooth. This has to be the Belvedere."
The Sister: "This is good. This is the best one."
Periqueblend: "Is there some kind of fruity thing going on?"