Monday, March 1, 2010

Guys talk archive

Oh, hey. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex all the time and when you TEXT IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER. I didn't pay $22 for those scallops to sit there and be seared and watch you play on your fucking phone. No, guys and girls cannot be "just friends." The best yearbook message ever was "U R Cute" from Cindy C. in 4th grade. The hottest after-school activity you can do is I don't know, what kind of weird fucking question is that? Since when are after-school activities "hot"? That is some Chris Hansen shit right there.

My biggest turnoff is bad spelling and grammar.

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