Friday, December 9, 2011

From the Magazine Rack in Hell

I'm not even sure why I made this. I don't even have kids. Parents just bug me sometimes.


Anonymous said...

I would like to apply for a writing position at American Snowflake, please.

Generik said...

I would totally buy that.

Unknown said...

Please add future features:

"3 Topics To Make YOU the Star of Your Next Adult Dinnerparty: Labor, Poop, and Junior's Astonishing IQ"

"Investigative Report: Why your Child NEEDS a $3000 Stroller"

"Think Only OTHER People's Teens Are Drinking, Smoking Weed, and Having Sex? You're RIGHT!"

GG said...

Also "Your Gifted Child," because there has not been a non-"gifted" child born since 1980.