Please join me in welcoming Buster Matt Cain Shooter The Assassin Yards After the Catch K*:
[* Name not 100% cleared with The Wife yet]
That's right! In 2030, this lil guy will be showing a fake ID to the door dude at the Uptown. Or a fake retinal scan or Implant Identity Chip or whatever they have then.
Can't tell much from that photo, huh? I've taken the liberty of adding annotations:
Just like Dad!
What else? We're very excited, obvs. I promise not to become a Daddy Blogger. Ugh, just typing that felt dirty.
iPhone? I'm pretty sure the little tyke is flipping me off. But that's cool.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! I am so excited for you guys! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to read about your adventures in parenting. Please pass along my good wishes to your lovely wife. If you need anything, we have a ton of baby stuff. Seriously. Just ask.
Also, Buster was one of the names on our list. No joke.
Bochy would be a pretty boss first name.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteYay! Congratulations.
ReplyDeleteAnd if there were ever a daddy blog that I could like, it would be yours.
Thanks, everyone!
ReplyDeleteSPOILER: It won't be Buster or Bochy.
You have forced me into un-lurking. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteAwesome - congrats to you and The Wife!
ReplyDeleteIf only your last name was Hymen. I knew a guy in college with that last name. Obvi his nickname was Buster. Congrats on the successful mating!
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