13 things

1. You're fat
2. Your husband is cheating on you
3. Who killed Kennedy
4. Lady GaGa's real name
5. The best place for a meatball sub in the Tri-Cities area
6. What it's like to be the sad man behind blue eyes
7. Why getting an online degree is easier than ever
8. The ending of "The Sixth Sense"
9. What happened in Vegas
10. Simple Green All-Purpose Cleaner is just water with green food coloring
11. These flowers I'm selling you are overpriced and ugly
12. Your lucky lottery numbers for today
13. I love you