Friday, December 9, 2011

From the Magazine Rack in Hell


I'm not even sure why I made this. I don't even have kids. Parents just bug me sometimes.

4 comments:

  1. I would like to apply for a writing position at American Snowflake, please.

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  2. Please add future features:

    "3 Topics To Make YOU the Star of Your Next Adult Dinnerparty: Labor, Poop, and Junior's Astonishing IQ"

    "Investigative Report: Why your Child NEEDS a $3000 Stroller"

    "Think Only OTHER People's Teens Are Drinking, Smoking Weed, and Having Sex? You're RIGHT!"

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  3. Also "Your Gifted Child," because there has not been a non-"gifted" child born since 1980.

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