Thursday, July 22, 2010

Four haiku about today's Chronicle



Michael Bauer dined
On a somewhat dry pork chop
Bacco, "buzzing" yet.

Oh, look! There's that "Ø"!
A Norwegian firm, it seems,
Will expand MØMA.

Macy*s seems to think
People still buy the paper
To look at the ads

Jon Carroll, you old
Curmudgeon. What are your cats
Up to today? Huh?

1 comment:

  1. The cats read the ads
    At MOMA while Bauer's dog
    Barks in Norwegian.

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