OK, so the tree is up and decorated. It all went down last night. It involved 4 people, 2 dogs, 8 bottles of wine, a bottle of prosecco, most of a 6-pack, some Jameson, some bruschetta, chorizo and goat cheese in phyllo, ground lamb toastettes, the "Glee" soundtrack, "Don't Stop Believin'" at top volume, several trips to the store, some heart-to-heart conversations, that kind of thing.
I found a piece of paper this morning with this written on it:
"Everybody's getting sick right now."
"That's what happens when you fuck a girl from Brazil."
Honestly? I have no idea.
i think there some push-ups involved, too?
ReplyDeleteDon't leave us hanging!
ReplyDeleteWHAT happens when you fuck a girl from Brazil.
And if you say "HIV" I will not laugh because that is inappropriate humor which I do not laugh at, sir. Nope.
@Rocco -
ReplyDeletePush-ups! I remember that now.
@generic -
I wish I knew. I wish.
GAAAAAH. You are the top Google hit for WHWYFAGFB.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's sad is you are the ONLY Google hit for that profound question.
This is the start a of meme, mark my words.
@burritojustice -
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think of my referrer logs in the next few weeks.