I did something recently I'm not proud of. Whilst shopping for ingredients for dinner the other night, I impulse bought a can of spray cheese. Voila:
Kraft Easy Cheese comes out of the can in a thin ribbon and tastes like what cheese might taste like if you described it to a food scientist who'd never actually eaten cheese before and told him to make cheese. It's an idea of cheese, with a vaguely metallic aftertaste. It's awful.
Here are some cheese products better than Easy Cheese: individually wrapped American cheese slices, Velveeta, Cheez Whiz, a cheese log from Hickory Farms.
The color of Easy Cheese is not found in nature.
This one's for you, Easy Cheese.
LOLing at the middle finger. as a nutritionist, i of course cannot condone the use of spray cheese. as a dog owner, however, i can attest to using it as a valuable training tool.
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