Here's some shit you won't get on CNN

Today, Ronn Owens on KGO had a "30 second" special, where anyone can call in and say anything they want for 30 seconds without interruption and without any discussion or response. This show should be known as the "OMG I'm on the radio listen to my crackpot insane theory" special.

ANYWAY, some woman called in and reported that she was sad to inform us that Obama was going to lose, because, astrologically speaking, he was nominated in a "void month" and no one nominated in a void month has ever won.

She went on to acknowledge that this "might sound crazy." NO! What are you talking about? Makes perfect sense to me!

So you heard it here first. McCain wins. Void month.