Being in the supermarket checkout line right in front of Yoga Pants girl who's unloading a basket full of organic kale and Nature Valley Cruelty Free Oatmeal and shit like that and she's staring at my stuff right in front of hers. LOOK LADY I KNOW I'M BUYING VODKA AND A SIX-PACK AND SOME AMERICAN CHEESE BUT IT'S FRIDAY AND DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.
OH NOES! i am yoga pants girl!!! i love silently shaming people in line at the store. PREVENT CRUELTY TO OATS!
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