Friday, August 30, 2013

It's kinda quiet around here, so I'm gonna get some outrage going

Feel free to link this post on Twitter and say something like "Can you believe this shit?" or "!!!--->" or "Blogger privilege rears its ugly head again!"

If you drink bottled water, you are destroying the environment.  Having kids?  Why don't you just take a dump on society.  Racism is over.

Sigur Ros is the most overrated band in history.  The slow food movement is total BS.  She was totally asking for it.

Face it, Mel Gibson was right about a lot of things.  Attack of the Clones was the best Star Wars movie and you know it.  Stop and frisk is keeping New York safe.  People who ride public transit are losers.

Rescue dog?  More like retard dog.  The Google bus helps us all.  I know you'll never be a supermodel, but a little makeup wouldn't kill you.  Six Feet Under was way better than The Wire.

Hey, what's with all the homeless everywhere?  Go home already.  Why is Obama making gas so expensive?

It's about time they cleaned up the Mission.

Have a good weekend!  Not really.


Anonymous said...

I'm outraged.

Stephen said...

"He's just saying what we're all thinking."

Andrea said...

Dad: What is this?
Mom: It's sauteed zucchini.
Dad: It's I-tey food. I don't want no I-tey food.
Mom: It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Dad: I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguine... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries!
Mom: [to the cat, who has jumped up onto the table] Oh, get off the table, Fellini!
Dad: Hey, that's *my* cat! His name's not Fellini, it's Jake! I won't have any "eenie" in this house!
[to the cat]
Dad: Your name's Jake, you hear?

Tamagosan said...

Le sigh, "People who ride public transit are losers." is the closest you're coming to dissing cyclists, which is in Chapter 1 of the SF Troll Handbook.

But yeah, this quiet? I could get used to it.

TK said...

Oh shit! I completely forgot bicyclists!

Bike lanes are a waste of money.

There, how's that?

Tamagosan said...

It's taking all my strength to not send off an insulting missive, so yes, that's great!

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